Prodigy of Mobb Deep wants to kill Jesus?

On Mobb Deep's Album -> "Blood Money" Prodigy has a verse on "Pearly Gates" where he calls out God,

Hmmm...Maybe he been listening to Jay-Z's song Lucifer from the Grey Album too much...

(Prodigy)
Now homey if I go to hell and you make it to the pearly gates
Tell God we got beef
And tell his only son (Jesus) I'm a see him when I see him
And when I see him, I'm a beat him like a movie (PASSION of the Christ)
For leavin us out to dry on straight poverty
For not showin me no signs they watchin over me
Yo! We a new breed in two thousand six
We don't give a fuck about that religious bullshit
Nigga show me where the cash at
The nice whips with the three car garage to fit them shits
Man my life is painful, pray to angels
I'm prayin to myself hopin I ain't got to spank you
My bullets shank you, and when my guns start cuttin, ain't nobody 'gon save you
In the bible times, they ain't had to deal with the shit
We dealin within, these survival times

Let me know what ya'll think in the comments

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Does Busta Rhymes Hate Seventh-Day Adventists?

In the song Flipmode Iz Da Squad by Rampage Busta has a verse and in the verse he says:

While you be the apprentice
My dick up in your mouth just like a dentist
You Seventh Day Adventist

To hear it fast forward to 4:43 into the video.

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The REAL meaning of 'Umbrella'

Everyone has heard Rihanna's Umbrella, ya'll prolly bought or downloaded it cause you loved the song so much...but do you really know what the song means???

Here's my conspiracy theory:

Take a minute and really analyze the song for what this chick really says "its pouring rain, you can come into me"...ya'll prolly thought she was talking about loyalty to her man or something. If you know the female sexual anatomy, you know that when a female gets aroused, she gets wet. That's the metaphor, "come into me" means that's she's ready for penetration! The whole Umbrella song is influencing the youth to have group sex! Umbrella is a sexual innuendo about foreplay!

Furthermore the song is back masked as well! If you play it backwards you hear her saying "I am my happiness, you fucked her" "he's my holy ghost"

so what the hell does that mean? You ask...

Maybe she's subliminally referring to a threesome/love triangle with her, Jay-z & Beyonce!!

Why would I make such a statement? You say its a stretch?

We all know that Jay-z calls himself jayhova (referenced to Jehovah), the god m.c. and so forth.

God is known as the father, son, AND holy ghost right?

So does Rihanna worship Jay-z? Did she agree to a threesome with Beyonce? Let me know what ya'll think in the comments

Lil' Wayne & Baby have threesomes...Together?!

Yo, Wut up people.
I know some of ya'll are gonna be mad at this but here's a new conspiracy for ya'll Here's the proof!!!

In the song "#1 Stunna", from the "I Got That Work" album there a part in the song where Baby and Wayne are rapping and it goes:

Lil' Wayne: I be hittin' they daughters
Baby: I like my dick sucked fast
Lil' Wayne: I like to play with them rookies
Baby: I like to fuck 'em in they ass WHILE he beat up the pussy

DID YOU READ THAT??

ALL THESE Subtleties in popular rap lyrics are Preparing you all for The GAY RAPPER REVOLUTION!
Let me know what you think about it in the comments!

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