Everyone has heard Rihanna's Umbrella, ya'll prolly bought or downloaded it cause you loved the song so much...but do you really know what the song means???
Here's my conspiracy theory:
Take a minute and really analyze the song for what this chick really says "its pouring rain, you can come into me"...ya'll prolly thought she was talking about loyalty to her man or something. If you know the female sexual anatomy, you know that when a female gets aroused, she gets wet. That's the metaphor, "come into me" means that's she's ready for penetration! The whole Umbrella song is influencing the youth to have group sex! Umbrella is a sexual innuendo about foreplay!
Furthermore the song is back masked as well! If you play it backwards you hear her saying "I am my happiness, you fucked her" "he's my holy ghost"
so what the hell does that mean? You ask...
Maybe she's subliminally referring to a threesome/love triangle with her, Jay-z & Beyonce!!
Why would I make such a statement? You say its a stretch?
We all know that Jay-z calls himself jayhova (referenced to Jehovah), the god m.c. and so forth.
God is known as the father, son, AND holy ghost right?
So does Rihanna worship Jay-z? Did she agree to a threesome with Beyonce? Let me know what ya'll think in the comments
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